It's 5:13 PM on an overcast Thursday afternoon.  Sure, I could be home right now.  I could be enjoying news stories highlighting our shit economy and Michael Phelps "diving" (ha ha) into some good old-fashioned cannabis.  But instead I'm wasting nearly 2 goddamn hours of my life listening to boring ass presentation after even more boring ass presentation.  The lectures given in this class need to be recorded and sold as sleep-enhancement tapes.  We sit on our PSU-ripped off asses in room 409 of Cramer Hall and listen to a monotone instructor ramble on about problems associted with restoration.  And what do you know?  I DON'T GIVE A FUDGE ABOUT ANY OF WHAT HE HAS TO SAY!  This is surely one of the most boring classes I've had at PSU.  In fact, as I'm writing this blog, I'm sitting through a string of boring essay presentations by my fellow classmates.  A presentation over "wetland banks" has begun.  The presenter just quoted "If you're going to fill a wetland you need to replace the functions of that wetland".  Right now I'd love to quote "If you don't shut up and stop rambling, then I'm going to replace the airspace up your ass with my laptop!" :-D  And now the instructor in starting to ramble on in response to this presentation.  He blabbing on about something related to phosphate mines in Florida.  WHAT THE FUDGEBALLS DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH WETLANDS?!!!!!!   And now the student is saying how we're "betting on a future we really don't have".  Right now, I'm betting that HIS future will include me soldering his damn mouth shut so no one will have to be bored to death by his rambling.  So...what are they talking about now?  GLACIERS!!!! YEAH BABY I LOVE GLACIERS!!!!!!  I've had to endure over an hour of this snooze-fest and still have abotu an hour to go (D@mm1T!).  I ask all Runnerspacers out there to pray for my safe passage through today's session of "Restoration of the Pacific Northwest".  If I die of boredom (Which I likely will) please remember me not for my love of wanting to skip this dumb-ass class but rather for my SHEAR love of wanting to skip this dumb-ass class!  Oh no, I'm falling asleep from another boring presentation!  I must finish this blog before I drift off into a deep sleep from this pointless, boring, monotonus, ominous, clazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.