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Is he human or is he Scherer?
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He almost had it. He almost made all of 2008 a living hell for his fellow Runnerspace arcade junkies. He could have made a whopping, massive $1200 last year but instaed had to settle for a measly $1100. T'was the kanine-crazy Runnerspacer known as Shane who ended his reign of terror in the nick of time. But, come on guys? You gotta admit that being the arcade champ for the majority of 2008 is pretty spectacular. Our good ol' arcade-whooper-of-many-asses friend still deserves some recognition for defending his crown 11 times! I feel obligated to pay homage to fellow Runnerspacer Scherer in my own special way.......A PARODY ON THE KILLERS' LATEST HIT! Yes, even before the [FRICKIN' AWESOME!!!] song "Human" by the The Killers came out last fall, us gamers were so impressed at Scherer's streak we wondered whether he was human or some alien from a planet where everybody is an arcade wiz. We couldn't help but ask: "Is he Human or is he Scherer?" Well, he's Scherer allright! So sit back and enjoy the following take on an awesome Killers song. And if Scherer is reading this, I beg him to purchase the copyright to this parody song with his arcade winnings! ;-D Is he Human or is he Scherer? (An original parody by Empb28) We did our best to smoke him In the Runnerspace Arcade But he shredded all of our asses In every single frickin game we played In Autobahn and Space Invaders Mini Golf and Superdance You name it, he whooped us We didn't have a chance Is he human? Or is he Scherer? His scores were shit good Our scores were low And could someone please make it a bit clearer Is he human? Or is he Scherer? Pay your respects to the guy who warns you That you are well-destined to lose If you try him the arcade It's a good bet you'll be singin' the blues But so-long to his win-streak Shane got him in the nick of time Stopped him dead, stole his check But his reign was damn fine Is he human? Or is he Scherer? His scores were shit good Our scores were low And could someone please make it a bit clearer Is he human? Or is he Scherer? Will he be online tonight? Putting up a hell of a fight Re-claiming the arcade crown he one wore proud Making 100 bucks off the Runnerspace crowd Is he human? Or is he Scherer? His scores were shit good Our scores were low And could someone please make it a bit clearer You gotta see this guy go! Is he human? Or is he Scherer? His scores were shit good Our scores were low And could someone please make it a bit clearer Is he human? Or is he Scherer? Is he human? Or is he Scherer? This parody is Copyright 2009 by Empb28. It may not be re-transmitted or re-broadcasted without the expressed, written, formal, authentic, bona fide, valid, genuine, god-forsaken, hopeless, heartless, pathetic, scrupulous, habitual, attractive, hideous, unsightly, obnoxious, insidious, scrumdidillyuptious, supercalifragilisticexpialadotiousistic conscent of Empb28. Should you copy this song and claim it as your own I will call John Mayer and have him give you an acoustic concert as a harsh reminder of how much trouble you can get in for plagarism. :-)
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