The year was 2005.  Somewhere the band Plain White T's were celebrating the release of their song "Hey There Delilah".  But America was smart then and the song didn't catch on.  But, SADLY, two years later America had been dumbed down by the horrible music from Soulja Boy and Colby Calliat. Thus the Plain White T's took advantage of this disturbing fact and re-relased this horrible piece of music.  I was one of the many poor souls who had to endure this shit song all over the radio station in 2007.  But now it's time to fight back!  Below is a parody of this ear-drum agonizing song which I made up ealier this year.  The time has come people! THE TIME TO FIGHT BACK AGAINST CRAPPY MUSIC WHICH DRIVES US DECENT FANS OF FAR BETTER BANDS LIKE SPOON CRAZY! So now I ask all runnerspacers to rejoice in the chatizing of this sappy shit song.  AMEN!

 

 Hey there Plain White T's (I hate Your Goddamn Song)

An original parody by Empb28

Hey there Plain White T’s

What the hell were you guys thinking

When you sang this stupid song

Was it krunk juice y’all were drinking when you wrote

This lousy love song note for note

Y’all were on dope, or something

Hey there Plain White T’s

I’ve just had about enough

Of your brainless ominous melody

And happy B.S. stuff

It’s no surprise

It’s your hit song that I despise

I want to tell you guys, that

Oh, I hate your goddamn song

Repeated 4x

Hey there Plain White T’s

I know I’ve heard some pretty bad songs

In my life but this one really sucks

A thousand times more than all of them by far

Even worse than Achy Breaky Heart

Right from the start

Hey there Plain White T’s

Can’t you see nobody gives a damn

About how you and your girlfriend

Are separated by miles of land and sea

Your stupid song is killing me

Oh can’t you see that

Oh, I hate your goddamn song

Repeated 4x

A crappy guitar backing chord

With dumb lyrics and metaphors

I’ll shoot myself ‘fore I listen to your tune

My friends all think your song’s a hit

But I think that it sounds like shit

Coming out of the rear end of a baboon

Plain White T’s, I can promise you

That now all Delilah wants to do

Is go deaf for life and never hear again

This awful song y’all sang

Hey there Plain White T’s

Don’t you try to write another

Piece of crap like Hey There Delilah

With it’s dorky silly concepts and virtue

Your song really blows, yeah that’s true

Hey there Plain White T’s screw you

For writing this half-ass sappy tune

Oh, did I mention to you, that

Oh, I hate your goddamn song

Repeat 4x

Oh, whoa it’s an annoying song

Oh why’s it got to be so damn long

 "Hey There Plain white T's" is an original parody by Empb28. Copyright 2008 by Empb28.  All Rights Reserved.  I don't really need to bother with all this copyright shit anyway cause the Plain White T's can't sew since they're probably homeless because they invested all their money in this stupid shit song and are now sleeping in cardboad boxes and pissing on industrial buildings in North Portland.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hey There Plain White T’s (I Hate your Goddamn Song)