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Step Right Up and Experience the Amazing Museum of Mean Comments on YouTube!

Published by
empb28   Aug 15th 2008, 2:58pm
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You know something? I love the YouTube user community.  They're so nice and kind to all of the people who upload videos.  Think I'm kidding you? Just take a look at any of the over 100 kind, caring, uplifting actual youTube comments that I've copied and pasted into a MS Word document over the last several months.  Okay, so I am kidding you.  The some 110 "nice" comments below will make anybody thankful for the "Report' feature on Runnerspace's comment section.  As you can probably tell by now, I'm writing this blog to express my appreciation of this somewhat gated community of runners who interact online.  Because it is indeed a mean, cruel world out there.  And the cyberspace part of our world is by far no exception.  I'd like to now warn anybody who is offended by cussing, racist and homophobic language that what you see below is not for you!  And I assure anybody out there that absolutely NONE of these comments were written or made up by me.  Like Toby Stevenson in Matt's Europe Blog #11, I'm a really nice guy.  So, without further sarcasm and other complaining that you have come to know me for, I present the amazing, exclusive, one-and-only, Empb28's Believe it or Not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments!  ENJOY!

 

Empb28's Believe it or Not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments (Volume One)

 

1. Have you ever heard off checking your fucking sound would of been awesome but you suck at video editing please die

2. Dont Bag faggots you stupid dumbshit cunt. wat the fuck is wrong with being gay u stupid prick. go fuck your mother shitface!

3. u aint no fuckin god thats 185 pds u litte bitch

4. your fucking dumb all other videos are live and sound shity so go fuck yourself fagot

5. bobdolecut=failure and fucks pigs

6. fat baldy speccky bastsrd he,s about 40 and he,s doin shit like this get a job or sumin

7. bitch arse motherfucker! i can deep throat a sword! and i do this trick with lithium and hydrochloric acid! fucking faggots

8. damn straighten out ur bak! u guys r fukin weak!

9. wow...this is gay

10. gtaaaiooiffdf gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyb fagggot dum shitttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssss

11. hes is the most saddest fucker on youtube

12. $#@& YOUR SO GAY MAN + RETARDED

13. ur videos suck thats why no one watches them...ur a dumb bitch make better videos.....not that hard

14. look you fucking french dick lickers... stop posting your crap... learn to dub and post your crap in your own damn nazi communist country where people understand or maybe even give to fucks what your crappy dubbing IS saying

15. I hope you fucking die you little cocksuckers. Come here wit dat shit and I'll rape yo punk bitch cracka ass

16. you suck more ass than an ass sucking machine with super D batteries

17. you guys are freakin retards go die in a hole

18. Teri Hatcher!stupid!Racist Bitch!!think who killed Gianni Versace,.stupid Idiot!!!

19. fuck you !
enough said ..

20. nice bunk bed fag
Charlie is not real he looked at a dick and he would suck it

21. you SUCK TESTICLES AND SWALLOW SPERM

22. you suck balls bitch, dont even bother of making a new vid

23. fck u lae... this sux....hope u die...produce this kind of video

24. the hell what is this its so fucking gay

25. shut the hell up go fuck yourself bitch

26. fuck you you crying bitch. fucking threaten kids with knives on the net fucking faggot ass cum guzzling 12 year old girl

27. Bahaha, nice haircut you stupid faggot, you fail at life. Go die in a way that consumes as few resources as possible.

28. You are not funny but: you are a huge faggot and your haircuts sucks ass. Enjoy your pathetic life on youtube.

29. you guys are so fucking gay i wnted to see blue blow up or something when I wathed "Blueas clues Extrem" but instead somegay fucking kids with a microphone made a gay show off of a copyrighted tv show. damnit I should SUE you fucking dumbasses

30. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU DONT DESERVE A FUCKING COMPUTER! YOU SHOULD SAVE YOUR MONEY TO GET A FUCKING EXCISER BIKE YOU FATTY. like omg stop witht the lame movies... get a fucking hobby. or ptu a blanket over yourself and just think.. of the wonderfull things you could do if you were over 600 pounds.

31. You fat fucking hippo SHIT! Look at you boner on your fat chubby head! it became erected when you checked out your belly for maggots!

Take a shower you sweaty, dirty, fat, lazy, chubby, hippo looking pice of kangaroo SHIT!

p.s- YOU FAT MOTHER-FUCKER, FUCK YOURSELF, FAT FUCKING CUNT!, your vids r shits.

32. ur a fat sack of shit.....i bet u way more than 9000 pounds u fat ass bitch!

33. Fucking stupid gay ass poes. fuck, go kill yourself. Seriously you fucking piece of shit.

34. lets say ur dick is half an inch u fuckface jackass

35. shut the fuck up u pathetic lozer
ashley's nose is not big u fuckface
u must definatley be a ultimate hater!
LOZER!!!

36. hes just a fuckin dickheaded bisexual like all those blond cunts are.. thats why i fuckin hate this bitch

37. ass fuck u barny niggger have sex with barny

38. Gooday you faggot piece of shit. Have a dick...

39. you win the faggotry prize

40. KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT

41. i hear you like do suck dicks
big black nigger dicks

42. fuck u! and be a bitch and whine for five minutes for me saying fuck u! ur not funny! not funny! you will never be an internet star you fucktart. wipe yo bitch ass

43. fucking dick get a life scaring litle 2 yr olds u fuckin cunts ur all sick

44. darkness u dick whats wrong with britain u fuckin yank atleast were not full of our selfs thinking were the best country in the world in the end we always come saving ur ass when ur dickhead president declares war over nothin

45. hahahahahahaha u guys are fucking faggots u need to fuck ur sister to get some of that virgenity of ur fag british cock asses

46. u suck and thats not funny fuck you dumbshit

47. u suck.. look at u gay boy

48. u suck monkey bulls and i rather have a bufalo take a diahrea dump in my ear this how much this fucing sucks

49. darkness u dick whats wrong with britain u fuckin yank atleast were not full of our selfs thinking were the best country in the world in the end we always come saving ur ass when ur dickhead president declares war over nothin

50. hahahahahahaha u guys are fucking faggots u need to fuck ur sister to get some of that virgenity of ur fag british cock asses

51. Your videos are pieces of shit!! GO TO HELL LOSER!!!!

52. fuck you u fucktard son of a fucking bitchass dumbshit!! go to hell so u can burn so i could laugh at you!!

53. u fuckin suck u lion king looking ass nigger

54. ur vids suck donky dick bt if thts u in ur profile pik thn i let u of cos ur fine or in other words bangtidy

55. wut a waste of time..
fuker..

56. this probably yo ass singin itss bad and u ugly faker bitch

57. It sounds like yuu yelping when yuu mother whore is jacking you off you sunna fuckin bitch go fuck ur mom u sluttle shit head

58. u fucking mother fucker u people make me sick u tell us somethin but it turns out u do somthing eles i mean come on u people r a menece to youtube that u should delete your self off of youtube and you sould never be aloud to return to this web site or any other web sit were u can upload videos this is a threats to all people who do this i will find who ever does this and find away to take u off and keep u off this i swear it

59. copy/paste if
these stupid bitches
wasted 43 seconds of ur
life and u want them back
and if u think...
this mother fucker/bitch/whore/
slut/asshole/CUNT/hoe/dushbag/
dipshit/bastard/dick/and penisface
needs to crawl in a fucking
hole and go fuck herself
and are thinking
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
THIS IS COMPLETE HORSE SHIT!
GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!!

im posting it again becaus this video is so bad!

60. Holy cunt, you sir, are a low life fag bag. Get this horrible shit off youtube.

61. you are the most annoying fag kid on youtube i know!

62. Fucking hippo..... GO eat some more mcdonalds thats how you sound when your eating it i bet..... FAT ASS

63. Heh... funny thing is that I am a true hater of yours, I hope you die. It was goods cruelest joke for making you and I work out a lot. If I fought soulja douche 1 on 1 he is gonna get smashed! All haters, You guys own you dudes are smart live long healthy lives! :P! ALL APPRECIATERS Fuck you and your motherfucking mamas! eat a dick. Ice T you are a marvel even snoop dogg made fun of this cocklicker. Pce out all haters you guys rock. And I know each and everyone of you work out and have a life =D

64. fuck u hater im gettin tired of all u hater and u dont no me i will fuck u up and get ma ppls 2 fuck u up

65. u suck man this is the worst and stupidest and gayest and the most fucking waist you need to delete this video.

66. GO Finger urself queer... TO poor to afford a computer... Your to fuking poor to get ur teeth fixed :OOO

67. dis boy ugly ass fuck look at his teeth damm bitch big teeth azz boy boy you look suck put a mask/bag on yo face get a haircuit to you nerd..pebble face azz bitch...youu ugly boy

68. you are a faggot and a retard ok fuck you i dont like the show either but i dont talk shit about it and fyi its jackass dumb ass and yuy suck dick

69. Your a fucking dick Im 16 and i still love the disney channel. Fucking epic shows. and your fucked up in the face soo bad.

70. no one fucking cares about what you think "sucks" or what you "hate" so quit making your stupid videos and do yourself a favor and go kill your self

71. I'm going to stick my dick inbetween the gap in your teeth you gayass short ass, weak ass, bitch ass, repulsive ass little kid. ^-^

72. your a little fagggggggg...

73. You gay!!!!! I am Serious!!! You frieken ugly piece of shit mother ****er!!! Ugly piece of shit chinese black shithole mix person ugly teeth wtf?!?
Disneys Channel is better than you fag!

74. STOP FILMING THIS SHIT, your not clever, your not interesting, this is a bunch of shit that everyone watches to make fun of your stupid ass. SERIOUSLY, kill yourself.

do you even know what the FUCK your talking about?!

NO YOU DONT. STOP FILMING

75. If I knew my son would end up like this, I would have falcon punched my pregnant wife's belly.

Have fun dying alone.

76. u scare the fucking shit out of me go get some braces and go stick a dick in your mouth while your at it why dont u get out of your bedroom and get your ass beat u should really go fuck your dog if u have one

77. i loved your video... im just kidding your a stupid piece of #### and i hate your guts if i had a gun i would shove it into your butt whole and the i would get a banana and shove it up your bum then i would get a night stick and put it in thereand then ill put a monkey in there he will hit the night stick and that will hit the banana and it will come oout of your mouth and then i will put pins in your pupels have a nice stay at the tipton you piece of shit cya later

78. shut the fuck up and get a proper haircut it looks like you put a bowl around your head and cut your hair yourself and get braces you fucking idiot you suck thats why suite life is on t.v and your on you tube cuz you suck no one cares about you

79. your flaws--teeth skin colour face eyes voice no balls tiny penis nnot funny to opionated never had a girlfreind your gay your shitty build workout out u 90 pound homo your nose you dont masturbate see thats a peoblem and u base ur whole life on hating thigs and putting your opions on the internet so everyone els has to ehar them go play you gi o homo

80. man.. shut the hell up! u look like u chew on fuckin bricks. like seriously u sound gay (no offense to gay ppl) but u sound like u would go in ur room an lock the door an play wit ur self an u sound like u hav a freakin dildo up ur ass... do everybody on you tube a favor an stop makin videos..

81. first of all disney is for little kids so i really dont expect u to like it. second, and im repeating myself on this, who fuckin cares? not me. and i dont think im alone. third, fuck you. fourth, fuck you. fifth, fuck you. sixth. fuck you. seventh, get braces.

82. that movie does suck major wang and anyone who likes it is a gay ass pussy

83. your fingers and very oddly shaped girls dont like that thus u will never get a chick and thats y i think ur gay cuz if u know that youll never get a chick then y not become gay?
and yes u are gay everyone knows so just come outta ur little pink cinderella closet already
[im not trashing gay ppl there fun but this dud is just so easy to make fun of i have...i have no problem with anything that ends in sexual such as homosexual or bisexual iam bi this is not bashing gays]

84. fuk u u tit wank jew fuker u u need to sort ya life out dis is da reson y ppl sayin dis shit to u coz u say stupid things in ya fukin geeky house i meen look at ya bed its got fukin rockits on dem get da fuk out off here and u might like the bad comments coz u wont be makein more vid hobo fuker u ugly shit i bet ya dad said o shit not anther ugly fuk when ya was born

85. ur fuckn ugly...shit u should kill urself u will never get a girl.

86. uhh, you're fucking ugly fag... Think about what you say -.- Trying to look cool by cursing...just stfu already

87. lol nice. you're like a fucking poser. go get a life and fucking chill the shit up with ur stupid ass.sqweaky ass voice go drop ur fucking balls ur fucking retard. its so sad to see faggits hating on stupid stuff. idiotic poser. go fucking suck a cock

88. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GAY FAGGOT! I GREW UP WITH THAT SHOW! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SHOW BECAUSE YOU'RE GAY!!!!!!!!!! GO FUCK YOUR SWEDISH HE-SHE MAN WHORE!!!!! OH WAIT.....YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCK! SO STOP MAKING YOUR SHITTY VIDS, AND GO BLOW YOUR DAD!
a ganondorfguy.....FILM! heh heh you're retarted....... :p

89. dick dick dick sucker go fuck a duck

90. Dude your a retarded faggot. Get a life and your teeth look like the new zealand prime ministers teeth.
UR A FREAK!

91. Fuck You Bitch Kramer runs your fucking house, people like should be hanged upside down and beaten to death you fucking fag go lick chris crocker's balls

92. Fuck you you bugs bunny look-a-like fuck. You suck at videos too. You have no enthusiasm. DENTAL PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

93. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u FAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGG

94. lol im a kid and ill say this GET THE FUCK OFF UTUBE DILDO! NO 1 LIKES U DIPSHIT! ILL KNOCK UR FUKIN HUGE ASS FRONT TEETH DOWN UR THROAT! THATS HOW MUCH I FUKING HATE U! SEE YA IN HELL MORON!

95. if you were in my highschool i'd punch your face in and maybe it'd look a bit better. stupid fucking pussy no one can look as bad as you. your uglier than ugly gets, lol im surprised your cam dont break when you make these faggot as vid's. eazzyy hoe

96. You cant say shit about Porn and telling people not to jerk off u cant even get any pussy so id STfu to help people not make fun of you i made a list
1: Grow a dick
2: ditch the funny voice
3: get braces
4: commit suicide so you can save some oxygen for the people who can get pussy in this world

97. Get your fucking gay, ugly fucking face off the internet NOW

98. ur a fuking faggot ass bitch ass hoe get some pussy u hoe has hoe get some pussy ur a an asshole and u piss me off get some pussy u lil bitch ass hoe suck a huge dick so u could shut the fuck up cuzz ur teeth are fucking croocked ass he1l

99. ur a gay ugly faggot cunt ur prik get a life ur so ugly man

100. Well here's the thing asshole! im a kid to and im makin fun of you coz u a fucking ugly dog. GET THOSE FUCKING TEETH FIXED! i really thing you should leave youtube because your like the biggest FAG! ive seen in a long time. i mean u have this thick as shit eye brows and fucking 30cm apart teeth. y dont u just go fuck your teddy bear. o... thats right your teddy bear left you coz u fucked it before. so why dont you stop calling perfectly normal people fags and just look at yourself in the mirror!

101. screw you shitdicknipples your a fatass little faggot whose never gonna get laid

102. i want to stick my dick in your mom and poop back and forth with u i poop in your butt and u poop in my butt forever.

103. why are you wearing a mask fuckin pussy your probably worst than the kid low life piece of shit you were a wate of sperm i hope to god that they slice your neck and torture you fucken waste of life

104. you look annoying your voice is annoying and shut the fuck up..... and no 1 likes u all your subscribers hate you and le shizzle fucked ya mum last night fag

105. you still look like a dick face lamma you ugly faggot.

106. dumb ass brace motherfucker, now people cann call you brace face, jaws, metal mouth

107. u r an utter cunt wat is the point in makin a fuckin fam guy video with no fam guy clips u fuckin cocksucking blowhole

108. Wow, your really gay, how often do you ask that monkey if it's done taking a shit? You suck ass dude

109. you bitch fuck ass shit in your moms ass loser penis licker dick injecting pussy pussy pussy i want you dead

So there you have it!  The YouTube community should be ashamed!  This is a form of harassment in a way and nobody deserves these kinds of vulgar comments through any medium!  But Runnerspace cares and lets you report mean comments.  And so, I hope all you Runnerspacers are glad to be part of this safe, kind (I'm not being sarcatic here) online community.  Because my museum keeps groeing every single day and as long as it's growing, so is my concern for the victims of this torment.  Oh and you may think I had a bad day today since there's a lot of cuss words in this blog, but really things are going fine. :-)

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