Shall I Compare a Developmental Meet to the Dumbest Thing I've Ever Experienced?

A poem by empb28 (Obviously ripped off from Shakespeare)
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Many have wondered if a world not like ours exists.  Could there be a paralell universe lurking in the darkest depths of endless space and time? Does it exist?  One human, is about to find out that the answer is yes! Let's meet...

So.  Y'all thought that the wide world of YouTubers would clean up their act.  You thought that they would finally have feelings for the video uploaders they insult.  You thought that I would have something better to do than immortalize ...

What do cakes, cookies, doughnuts, crackers, potato chips, some breads, and salad dressings have in common?  A lot apparently.  They're all great tasting and they often appear at parties or other social gatherings. But sadly (And I mean ...

Ah, the Olympics.  The worldwide celebration of friendly competiton between our planet's nations.  It's such a HUGE event that it must be opened with a spectacular $300 million ceremony.  Well can you blame em?  Okay so $300 million...

I hear it all the time at Track Meets.  Some of it is good.  Some of it sucks.  You all probably now know that I'm talking about psych-up music people listen to before their races.  You can't go to a track meet without coming u...

You know something? I love the YouTube user community.  They're so nice and kind to all of the people who upload videos.  Think I'm kidding you? Just take a look at any of the over 100 kind, caring, uplifting actual youTube comments that...

Anybody out there happy with their Track and Field career?  Well, I guess everybody is.  But I am special.  I have a rare gift from god that not many people on this planet have.  The wonderful gift of failure.  No, I'm not one ...