Shall I Compare a Developmental Meet to the Dumbest Thing I've Ever Experienced?

A poem by empb28 (Obviously ripped off from Shakespeare)

Shall I compare a developmantal meet to the dumbest thing I've ever experienced

This crowded, noisy, frustrating piece of shit art pissing me off!

Dumb-ass meet organizers doth lose my entry in the race of length 400 meters

And won't give me my fucking 15 hard-earned dollars back!

Sometimes dumb-ass annoying little kids run around

And often do they scream and whine

And every goddamn running event has like a million fucking heats!

By rolling schedule does this meet run so it can go by faster

But that doesn't matter;It takes fucking forever to get thru one event anyway!

Nor does a rolling schedule help with the timing of your warm up

Nor shall the Open Division Racers get to fucking race first for once!

When in a stupid-ass developmental meet thou art

So thou shall have the shittest fucking experiece of thou's life

So long developmental track meets are a waste of my fucking time and money!

Fin