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EMPB28 IS NOT DEAD!!!!

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empb28   Apr 8th 2010, 11:09pm
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No, fellow RS'ers, I am indeed not.  But the several past months since I've written a blog sure had some stuff make me want to be dead as my love for Facebook's chat (Which, by the way, can suck my balls into a black hole).  So I'd like to bring you all up to date on all that pissed me off since America's finest dipshits voted Acrodunk out of AGT last September.   I must say that it is good to be back cussing about my problems on RS'es blog.  It's a better way to vent anger about my problems than finding Facebook's creator and chopping his nuts off with a sythe.  So, here I go.  Grab some popcorn, sit right back and enjoy all that raised my anger up so it could stand on mountains.

*As some to not many of you may know, our shittiest-of-shitty economy made it so I had to get a job in my old elementary school.  One of my jobs there is to clean a set of restrooms after the users of the school leave.  On the last day of basketball games being held at the school, I walked in the boy's bathroom to find a brown colored substance smeared on the walls.  Now, it COULD have been mud.........but mud doesn't smell like SHIT now does it?  If I ever find the user associated with the basketball games who did that, I will slam dunk his ass into a tank truck filled with battery acid, and jump shoot him a whack in the groin with a bridbath pillar.

*About a month ago, I waited for the 12 bus...........that never friggin came!!!!!   So I waited for the next 12 bus................which also never friggin came!!!!  The next bus was obvously stuffed full of equally pissed off sorry souls who made the mistake of trusting the Terrible 12.  I swore I would never ride that piece of shit on wheels again.  I've only HAD to ride it four damn times since I made that everlasting vow but hey, I could've had to ride it five damn times! >:(

*Despite the fact that I am now done with Portland Sta-sorry, PIECE OF SHIT Univeristy, my final term left me with some permanent scars.  If you think that I think evening classes suck balls, your partially right.  They suck AND blow AND shred AND grind AND chew AND blast AND decimate AND antidisestablishmentarianate balls!  I got sick and freaking tired of hearing about "filtering" this and "convolution" that in this class which was called "Satellite Digital Imaging".  And hearing about it when I'd rather be sitting on my ass at home adding random FB and RS friends makes it all that much worse!

*Winco replaced the awesome frozen salmon burgers they used to sell with new and improved salmon burgers.  That is, they're new and improved in the way that their pieces of shit (unlike the old salmon burgers were).  You can't hope to cook them in a George Foreman Grill without most of the grill surface ending up in the salmon burger itself!  They honestly look like they were made by having somebody eat a salmon, barf it out into hockey puck molds, and then freezing the barf to produce the final product!

*Hometown Buffet recently lowered their price for dinner for one person to $9.99!  The old price was like 12 bucks.  HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF JEEBUS WHAT A DEAL!  Hometown Buffet is really giving hungry hard-working Americans relief in these sucky economic times.  I mean ONLY $9.99 for dinner not including beverage: you can't go wrong folks-WAIT! BACK UP HERE!  Not Including Beverage EH?  You can purchase beverage rights for only an extra $4.99! :P   Now, let's see, $9.99 (a.k.a $10) plus 4.99 (a.k.a 5 big ones) equals $14.98 (translation 15 freakin hard-earned dollars), according to basic third grade math.  And according to basic preschool math, 15 is more than 10.  So you see, the real victims of this Hometown SCAM are individuals who are below the third grade in school!  Think about all the generous screaming and whining in restaurants this age group has given us!  This is NO way to thank them for that!

Yeah it's been hard, but I can't complain-Oh wait, I just did!   But hey, more problems for me means more blogs for all you fellow RS'ers to enjoy reading.  You all may seem like different people on the outside, but deep down inside, there's a bitching, whining, grumpy, frustrated mofo in all of us.  So stay tuned because EMPB28 is back and pissed off at this world! (And other worlds if any aliens exist who are shit-smearing, bus driving, boring lecture giving, salmon burger ruining, buffet price raising douchebags) :D

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