I bet all you Runnerspacers didn't think it was possible but it happened at about 10 to 10 last night.  My heart was broken.  So what broke it you ask?  Having to go back to work for the new school year?  Jason Mraz's "I'm Yours" reaching 72 weeks on the Billboard (s)ho(o=i)t 100?  Yeah, those are GOOD guesses.  But a jack-off little country called America is resposible for the depression I feel today.  This country, which dug itself a hole through to China with econmic problems in recent years, voted the best god-damn crap bastard hell ass piss b*tch sh*t f**king Colbie Caillat act PERIOD out of America's Got Talent last night!  Apparently, we think someone sitting on their ass and singing some cheezy-ass ballad is more entertaining than doing a flip, through a flaming hoop, AND DUNKING A BASKETBALL!  WOW! :P  This country really pissed me on and off by doing this.  Acrodunk more than DESERVES to AT LEAST be in the final.  And guess what?  THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME!!!  Back in 2006, this same kick ass (and all other body parts for that matter!) basketball dunking routine didn't even make it past round 2!  Instead we (not including me!) sent Nathan Burton through, whose magic acts were Lametably And Malevolently Egregious (abbr. LAME!).  So I guess you just have to sick a guitar in your hands and fire up those vocal cords to impress Americans nowadays!  They won't accept anything else!  Thus, I think Matt Barnhart should go on AGT next season.  Why?  It's simple.  HE'S A SINGER!  Because in a country full of blockhead-talent show voters like this, his Kara Goucher-stalker anthems to be highly favored over ANY daredevil act!   Hell, I could take up singing and enter myself in the competition!  I bet I'll win right away!  GOD BLESS AMERICA! Land that I love.......to hate for having such shitty respect for UNIQUE talent! :P