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An Evil is Awakening from a [WONDERFUL!] 2-year Nap!

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empb28   Jul 7th 2009, 7:32pm
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It came in 2007.  It was awful.  It was hideous.  And now, with deepest regrets, I must warn the world that this evil is about to hit again.  Colbie Caillat is [sadly] releasing a new album next month>X[].  Our world is still in pain from the sappy wussy sounds of "Bubbly" from 2 years ago, but Colbie Caillat doesn't seem to give a shit.  My poor ears were subjected to an upcoming song from this new album and it was awful.  It had some stupid title; "Fallin' for you".  Well Colbie, I must say that I'm "Fallin for you"..............................OFF THE EDGE OF A CLIFF 'CAUSE I'D RATHER DO THAT THAN LISTEN TO YOUR SHIT MUSIC!.  So I'd like to dedicate this blog to the "REAL" tracklisting of this new album.  The record company decided to use these tracks for this new regrettable release to more accurately describe Colbie Caillat's music.  What many don't know about her last autrocious album is that it's title "Coco" is short for "Complete Condemnation".   This new album also has more to it's name as you'll see below.  And so I now give Runnerspace the more accurately titled songs which should make up Colbie Caillat's new shit album.  

Breakthrough....to a New Low in Wuss Music

New shit album by Colbie Caillat

1. "Oxygen is what you'll need after my music sends you into a coma"

2. "The Little Things that make my music suck"

3. "One Fine Wire is what you'll want to electrocute yourself with after my music makes you suicidal"

4. "Sucky"

5. "Feelings of public outrage against my music show"

6. "Midnight bottle of whoop-ass (I'll open up on you if you make me listen to my own music)"

7. "Realize that my music is what has really killed so many famous people these past two weeks"

8. "Battle of Gettysburg was caused by my music"

9. "Tailor made me a muzzle out of sound proof cloth so I couldn't sing any more of my ominous music"

10. "Magic of my music's suckiness"

11. "Tied down Slobodan Melosovich and made him listen to my music as capital punishment for his war crimes"

12. "Capri is an island which sank into the sea as a result of my music"

Album copyright 2009 by Colbie Caillat.  If you even think for a second of a minute of an hour of a day of plagarizing any of this music Colbie and her equally-wuss voiced co-writer Jason Mraz will come into your house while you are sleeping and wake you up by singing their duet song.  You'll probably be dead from all the shit lyrics and wussy melodies in a few minutes but trust me people, IT'S STILL NOT WORTH IT! :-}

 

 

 

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