All of you are probably expecting this to be a joke blog like I usually write.  But for once in my time here in Runnerspace, I am writing a blog dedicated to the wonderful and everlasting memory of something very near and dear to me which I sadly lost about a week and a half ago. And so my fellow Runnerspacers, I must let you know (with sadness, heartbreak and regret) that the highly beloved and cherished Empb28's Believe it or Not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments is no more.  I'll explain the tragic tale of how my precious museum met it's untimely fate.  It was Thursday December 4, 2008.  It started off like any other day (in the way that I had to fucking drive most of the way into Portland to catch the bus to PSU).  I was working on a project due that day and my laptop was being a bitch.  It wouldn't get off it's goddamn 120GB hard drive heavy ass and paste a chart into my written report. Suddenly, in an uncontrollable fit of sweet rage I made fist, raised it in the air, and WHAM-O! I heard strange noises coming out of my laptop.  I was about to faint.  I knew I'd instantly made a multi-hundred dollar mistake.  But I wasn't even thinking about my mean comment museum which was on the hard-drive.  I was thinking about shooting myself in the balls so I could have something to worry about besides the fact that I just broke my laptop.  I took it down to Staples and had to fork over $70 just so they could see what the fuck was wrong with it!  4 days later, they told me I'd destroyed the hard-drive in my corporal punishment trip and that it would be another $240 to make it right again!  Yeah, I was pissed out of my worthless mind at all this.  But soon, I'd realized what was on that hard drive.  THE MUSEUM!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  Just like that, 546 documentations of the meanest, nastiest, cuss-wordiest YouTube comments were gone. Not only did I lose my precious mean comment collection, but all you Runnerspacers never got to see the some 200 ridiculing remarks which perished due to my stupid mistake.  I ask all Runnerspacers to cherish the 350 comments which survive today on this site's blog section and keep them in your heart and prayers.  They need the support in the wake of the death of their 200 brothers and sisters.  We must realize how lucky we are to expereince comments telling other people that we'll fuck their moms with a cactus or informing another YouTuber of how Chewbacca will be paid to rape them over a desk.  Where else can we witnees this degree of vulgarity? We haven't even gone past letting Matt Barnhart in a hot dog suit say "Sign my wiener" here on Runnerspace.   Only in time will this tradgedy be stripped from the world of us Runnerspacers, especially your ol' pal Empb28.  Empb28's Believe it or not Museum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments has been uploaded to Mean comment Museum Heaven and will forever live on in our minds, our hearts, and our memories of wanting to puke after reading some of those nasty comments. 

Empb28's Believe it or Not Musum of Mean and Vulgar YouTube Comments

(2008-2008)